Pornography meets Pygmalion. Misty, the hooker, meets the sexologist who thinks he can transform her from "the nadir of passion" into someone who inspires passion. While Misty is trained for her big test, seducing a homosexual artist, the relationship between the doctor and Misty remains unsettled. The Opening of Misty Beethoven rests proudly in the middle of this fabulous five-some, following The Private Afternoons Of Pamela Mann And Naked Came The Stranger yet preceding Barbara Broadcast And Maraschino Cherry. Its charm, style, wit and grace – qualities not commonly associated with porn – remain unparallelled within even what is generally considered this genre’s finest hour. Every single aspect of production has been handled with the utmost care, mostly by Metzger’s "real world" collaborators hiding behind aliases if credited at all, from its sumptuous cinematography to its lively library soundtrack. Unlike other well-produced fornication fare though, this one also has all the scorching sex to cement its legendary reputation for generations to come. This is the kind of adult film that should sway even the most ardent of naysayers, unless the very thought of explicit eroticism repels them. It was made by and for intelligent people who can also appreciate a good dirty joke. Borrowing its plot from Shaw’s Pygmalion, Misty finds noted sexologist Dr Seymour Love (porn’s bad boy Jamie Gillis cast against type and delivering a career performance) cruising the streets of Paris and running into a coarse streetwalker by name of Misty – formerly Dolores – Beethoven, played to perfection by the all too rarely seen Constance Money who made only a handful of flicks. Never one to resist a challenge and fired up because of a wager with fellow jet-setter Geraldine (radiant one shot Jaqueline Beudant),
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