Release Year: 2001
Cast: Damian Ford, Jason Branch, Jay Bergman, Joey Russo, Matt Bradshaw, Sam Dixon, Steve Ross
Genres: Muscle, Oral, Anal, KIssing, Cumshot, Rimming, Costume, Group, Tattoo
Video language: English
While the quest was on for the missing link, Alizzi and his production crew should have been searching for the missing microphones. The sound is terrible. The dialog – much of which is scientific and theological jargon – is often completely unintelligible. For the most part, that’s a good thing. The reality of a sextet of porn stars jabbering about the far-reaching religious and ethical implications of stud-napping Russo and transporting him back to the states is beyond ludicrous. When the cast isn’t mumbling ho-hum hokum, they act like the ho boys we expect them to be. Jason Branch and his current real-life boyfriend, Steve Ross, turn a cage they’ve set up to trap the wildman into a sort of modified glory hole. Ross is a beefy bottom who certainly knows his way around Branch’s pole. Ross takes Branch up his hungry hole, and Branch pounds him good and hard. He pulls out and shoots a load on Ross’s bubble butt. Ross releases his own oozing load, and Branch shoots a second, even bigger cum rocket. While they steam up the jungle with their sucking, rimming and fucking, we see that they are being watched. Russo’s intense eyes are taking in the action, and we can tell he’s making mental notes. During the night, Russo sneaks into the campsite and swipes the men’s bag of intimate supplies. He learns quickly. Mansex is good. Safe mansex with water-based lube and condoms is better. Thankfully, Russo doesn’t look much like an apeman. He more closely resembles a cross between the classic paintings of Jesus and the film images of Tarzan – after a day at a trendy LA hair salon. Matt Bradshaw and Damian Ford go into the jungle following a trail of Russo’s footprints. They pause long enough to put on a show for peeping-link Russo. Despite Bradshaw’s tireless efforts, Ford is unable to will any life into his fat, veiny donkey dong, leaving him Homo Non-Erectus for most of the scene.
Format: avi
Duration: 1:46:01
Video: 684×472, AVC (H.264), 1816kbps
Audio: 250kbps
File size: 1.6 GB
