This Ain’t Jaws FHD
Release Year: 2024
With Hustler’s very hit or miss record with porn parodies, I’ll admit right from the start that them taking on a film as iconic as Jaws to turn it into their latest parody had me more than a little leery. At the same time, being a joint venture with Adam & Eve and having a Dale DaBone and Evan Stone in two of the three lead roles gave me a lot of hope, especially due to DaBone and Stone’s acting chops. After watching This Ain’t Jaws XXX, I can’t help but think that this is about as good as a porn parody of Jaws can be. Yes, it’s heavily condensed to make room for plenty of sex, but at least the sex fits into the movie pretty well. It also keeps some of the key moments from the original movie with the entire cast doing a very good job with the acting performances. From what I remember of Alexis Ford trying to act in the past I didn’t have a lot of hope here, and was very pleasantly surprised at how much better she’s gotten (plus I’d rather watch her play a shark expert than Richard Dreyfuss any day!). Dale DaBone does a great job in the role originally played by Rob Scheider, and Evan Stone goes as wonderfully over the top as one would hope as the fisherman so masterfully played by Robert Shaw in Spielberg’s original summer blockbuster. Sexually the movie also works very well. Lily and Danny start things out nicely with their beach party romp, and Phoenix and Rocco turn in a fun fuck in one of the beach tents. Alexis does a great job first taking on Jayden and later taking on Evan, while Dale does a very nice job with Darcy. This Ain’t Jaws XXX is far from the masterpiece the original was, but it’s still a fun little porn diversion for those wanting more solid parodies and feature fare.
Format: mkv (Matroska)
Duration: 1:40:49
Video: 1920×1080, AVC (H.264)
File size: 4.7 GB
