Studio: Unzipped Video
Cast: Rob Anthony, Adam Wolfe, Trey Alimore, Sam Tyson, Jason Land, Rob Romoni, Jack Ryan
Director: Chi Chi LaRue
Arriving with excitable fanfare from the publishers of Men, Freshmen, Unzipped and  Magazines,  The Movie is a lush, hardcore fantasy of playful party boys and by-the-hour escorts, of shady prowlers and officious pussy-bottoms, of willing gym jocks and bi-curious married dudes Ă˘â‚¬â€ś all of them piggish cock fiends. With the seasoned hand of Miss LaRue firmly at the helm, you can expect great gushy things here!
We begin with young bubble-bootied platinum blonde cutie Trey Alimore paging through some porno mags, searching for just the right escort for his Ă˘â‚¬Ĺ“first-timeĂ˘â‚¬Âť experience. He phones smoldering scruffy-faced cock jock Jack Ryan, whoĂ˘â‚¬â„˘s all-too-happy to show up later that night to satisfy TreyĂ˘â‚¬â„˘s lusty cravings, previously unexplored as he claims they are.
Jack pleasures Trey with his champion deep-suck blow jobbing skills, slurping heartily and sloppily at TreyĂ˘â‚¬â„˘s thick and rigid meat stick, occasionally stopping to nurse on his plump Ă˘â‚¬â„˘nads. Trey reciprocates with a voracious cock-suction job so greedily zealous I swear he mustĂ˘â‚¬â„˘ve been lying when he said to Jack that heĂ˘â‚¬â„˘d never done this before. That or, like me, he was simply born to chug cock. And slurp O-ring. And put a tight ass-clamp on a really big dick.
After a quick reach for the condoms and lube, Trey throws back his legs to receive the girthy plunge of RyanĂ˘â‚¬â„˘s majestic cock and, while the portentous chanting house music sets an orgasmic if slightly sinister tone, Trey rides RyanĂ˘â‚¬â„˘s cock like a rodeo champ, eventually stroking out a rich load of man chowder.
Next, delicious dark-featured man stud Rob Anthony is harassed by a mysterious unseen phone prankster and winds up getting it on with a friendly neighborhood police officer (Adam Wolfe) who, suspiciously, just happened to knock during the offending phone call – and who also looks like he could be a full fucking Marine.
Cut to the basement playpen, with the out-of-uniform Wolfe hanging in a sling, legs spread, O-ring puckered around AnthonyĂ˘â‚¬â„˘s flickering tongue. Anthony tastes a few strokes of WolfeĂ˘â‚¬â„˘s throbbing night stick, then fucks him wildly, splattering the pigĂ˘â‚¬â„˘s smooth hard body with a steaming geyser of man juice.
Apparently still randy, Officer Wolfe shows up at cute hunky Sam TysonĂ˘â‚¬â„˘s place in full dress uniform and, in a jiffy, TysonĂ˘â‚¬â„˘s throat is wrapped firmly around that just-sucked throbbing night stick. Wolfe slurps out and eventually plows TysonĂ˘â‚¬â„˘s spread-wide pink eye with determined intensity and seemingly insatiable greediness. They cream off together side-by-side on the sofa.
Beefy muscle dude Rob Romoni and adorable jock hunk Jason Land peel off their Speedos and have a good old fashioned poolside suck Ă˘â‚¬â„˘nĂ˘â‚¬â„˘ fuck, with a side order of hole-probing and sixty-nine ass-chewing. Versatile fucking ensues, with Jason and Rob taking turns humping each otherĂ˘â‚¬â„˘s tightly clasped bung holes.
I honestly donĂ˘â‚¬â„˘t know if the pairings in the magazine and the movie  are intended to be taken as real-life couplings and, frankly, I care not. On the one hand, each pairing demonstrates palpable heat, but on the other hand, and without spoiling the filmĂ˘â‚¬â„˘s sly plot twists, these guys canĂ˘â‚¬â„˘t possibly all be real-life couples. Yet my skepticism is tempered by the rampant trickery herein, plus the notion that IĂ˘â‚¬â„˘ve seen and reviewed enough porno flicks to know by now and with a great degree of certainty that most hotties performing in porn arenĂ˘â‚¬â„˘t savvy enough actors to fake intensity this fucking combustible. But then again, some are – thatĂ˘â‚¬â„˘s why they get paid the big bucks by the big boys (and big girls).
Directed with typically stylish panache by Chi Chi LaRue, the folks at Unzipped Video have themselves a first-class boner-fide winner with  The Movie.
Length: 712 MiB Duration: 1h 27mn 36s 768ms
Video: MPEG-4 Visual at 900 Kbps, Aspect: 640 x 480 (1.333) at 29.970 fps
Audio: AC-3 at 224 Kbps, Infos: 2 channels, 48.0 KHz
File size: 711.7 MB